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The Tales We Tell

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Nenicirene's picture

Where can a Tauren safely hear some of this Gnomish Epic?

Most gnomes are all too happy to oblige you with retelling our favorite epics from memory (as memory is one of the mental traits upon which we pride ourselves), though be prepared to have a few hours of time set aside. However, communicating your desire to hear our sagas may prove difficult, and understanding them much more so, as none have been translated into other languages, to my knowledge. They would lose their carefully constructed recursive rythms and twelve-fold rhyming structure, which subtly reinforce the key points of dramatic tension.