Urgent: Mechanical Squirrel Product Recall
It has recently come to our attention that the very popular schematics used to make toy mechanical squirrels have a critical flaw in their malachite fusion reactor shielding system. This came to light upon further investigation of the actual cause of the Gnomeregan disaster. Please discontinue using your squirrel immediately and take it, very slowly and carefully, to your local gnomish engineer for readjustments. If you've been spending time near your squirrel, please consult a physician before trying to have children. We apologize for any disruptions this may cause in your squirrel-based fun and/or in being alive.
The Attractiveness of Various Females
Night elf women aren't cute. They're overtly faux-sexual in a supermodel sort of way. Now gnomish women, we're ten pounds of cute in a five pound bag.
Darnassian Grammar
I'd like to think us hunters are the perverbial goddesses of the world. Then again, I'm biased.
Perverbial? Don't tell me you night elves are so sick you have perverted verbs as well. What's wrong with plain verbs and adverbs? You need a special category of words just to modify the sex act?
Gnomish Sexuality
Gnomish Booty Dancing™ is unmatchable in its raw, cardinal sexuality and unbridled eroticism. I miss the days when we would have all-night raves in the launch room in Gnomeregan.
Politeness
I'm all for cross-faction cooperation. I strive to remain on good terms with opposing faction warlocks, always saluting them out of professional courtesy and occasionally helping them if it's clear what they're up to. I think that building such bridges is essential to maintaining the peace, and goodness knows we don't want to be fighting each other when the forces of ultimate darkness from the outer void come to raze our puny speck of a world and obliterate all life forever.
I'm a gnome lover, WOOT!
My first gnome was a mage,
then a warlock,
then a mage,
then a rogue,
then another warlock,
and then ANOTHER warlock.
I'm all for gnome warlocks.
Besides gnomes, I've only had a couple of other chars.
I gotta go so i'll make this fast:
hopefully later, I'll put up my I Have A Dream speech for cross faction and inter faction relations.
Cya l8r
Turiski Hacksaw the Fourtieth (sp?) :P
Cooking
Generally speaking, I try to avoid making dishes that require murdering sentient beings to prepare, such as Westfall Stew, with its Murloc Eye requirements. (And there's also Murloc Fin Soup. Damn, those guys are tasty). I'm not picky, though. I'll eat most anything. Us gnomes are hungry things due to our fast metabolism. I do stay away from Carrion Surprise; I think the surprise is actually intestinal parasites.
Cute but Deadly
One of my beta toons was a gnome warlock. There was just something wrong with that cute cute face and sucking the life force out of someone. :)
I have no idea what you're talking about. <sluuuurrrp>
I don't think I've ever encountered anti-gnome prejudice in-game. I'm just too darn cute to hate. My guild even acknowledges me as the resident badass. After all, if, at my size, I can kill things the size of buildings, I must be dangerous.
What is that?
Make a gnome… they are awesome with BBQ Dipping Sauce.
That's not BBQ sauce! That's the blood of my enemies! (Crud. Now I need to find a dry cleaner that won't damage enchantments…)
Take that, you pointy-eared elitists!
I only ever go to Darnassus on business. When I do, I make sure to ride around on my flaming demon horse as much as possible and thoroughly desecrate the place. It's okay, though, as I freed the soul of Cenarius's son in Maraudon, and he owes me big-time.
Life at the Top
Much /comfort to the folk that were actually in one of those legendary strat/scholo/brd/brs raids that I hear so much about but never get a chance to go on. /cry
Legendary? They get to be kinda pedestrian after a while, at least the Stratholme ones. Why does everyone want to go to Stratholme? Why are you all seduced by the impossible lure of a bad-ass-looking epic mount for free? Scholomance isn't that bad; I just wish I could steal the cool goth makeup those gnomish necromancer girls have. As to BRS, I guess that qualifies as legendary. The only raid there I've seen forming up was at around 5 AM. Curiosity and greed teamed up to battle common sense and tiredness, but they sadly lost in the end, despite my being asked to come along three times while I sold off the crap from the last raid.
Agreed!
Hells yea! Noam Leydies all the weyydies!
(Although Gnome Ladies rarely go all the weydies. They're too classy. Elves on the other hand...)
Easy.