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On Healthstones

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I don't use them because they are evil magic.

Nonsense! Think of them as recycling. We're just taking those souls that would otherwise go to waste and turning them into healthy, nutritious snacks that pick you up when you're down. They're all natural, with no added colors or preservatives (that's why they go bad when you log out).

Recycling SOULS?

Warlocks are more depraved than I realized. Do you realize how this interferes with the natural order of things? You steal souls and refer to them as snacks?

::speechless::

It's not the whole soul anyway, just a little shard. Souls are big and gooey. They pass through your digestive system unharmed, and continue with their eternalness later. We're just extracting a little more utility from them along the way. You'd think a druid of all people would be sympathetic to utilizing as much of a kill as possible instead letting it go bad.

Where everybody knows your true name!

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The Blue Recluse is a wondrous place. Just mind the shadows in the Slaughtered Lamb. ;)

You're just jealous that we have a spacious underground storage facility and health spa complete with demon-summoning catacombs. Also, if you drop by, I highly recommend the house specialty of slaughtered lamb steeped in its mother's milk. De-lish!

Bugs and Patches

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I love being a warlock, but sometimes, the annoying bugs and random changes to spells get to be a bit much:

Blizzard: Don't worry, warlocks… We have lots of lemonade for you if you can be patient!
Warlocks: Uhh…okay…
3 months later
Warlocks: What ever happened to that lemonade we were supposed to get?
Blizzard: It's coming—just be patient!
3 months later
Warlocks: Okay, this is ridiculous. Where the hell is our lemonade?!?
Blizzard: Ohh, yeah…uhhh…here it is!
Warlocks: …This is piss.
Blizzard: No it isn't. It's lemonade.
Warlocks: What the hell are you trying to pull?! Do you even have someone there taste-testing this for us?
Blizzards's Grape Juice Taste-Tester: Don't worry guys. Even though I'm really the grape juice taste-tester, I used to drink lemonade a long time ago. I figure that qualifies me to tell you what is and isn't lemonade.
Warlock: No, you aren't doing anything for us. You're all full of crap.
Taste-tester's friend: Look guys, it's lemonade. It may smell and taste like piss, but it really is lemonade. If you keep attacking us for serving you pi—lemonade, we're going to start taking your cups away.

Give a hoot, don't commute!

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I suggest the gnome mounts be made a little more silent. I feel almost ashamed bringing out my mount in night elf lands; it ruins the atmosphere. It really doesn't seem fair that our mounts are the number one cause of sound and air pollution.

My mount doesn't pollute. It's powered by clean-burning demonic essence that merely taints everything around it, including souls, for all eternity, but that's technically not pollution.

heh heh thats funny i was thinkign the same thing a while back alot of the enginering stuff is like that but the mechstriders are the worst, im a warlock to and i do love my mount (the level 40 one) i cant wait till 60 for the epic one but the quest is near impossiable

Out of the silence, one voice carries on.

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Over on the Argent Dawn forum, Crytin said:

Damnit Neni, you need to move that link into your sig. Everytime I click on it, without looking, I expect it to be something pertinent to the topic at hand. And everytime I go there, i'm compelled to read every damn thing you have to say.

MAKE IT STOP!

I wish I could, but the stupid sig is limited to only 52 characters total. (Despite the fact that the form on which one enters it claims that the limit is 128 characters—liars!) In order to put the URL down there, I'd have to take out the memorial to my fallen people, and that's just unacceptable. Their voices may have been silenced by radioactive fallout, madness-inducing leprosy, and rampaging troggs, but I will not be silenced for your convenience!

Only you can prevent rational viewpoints!

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I had this crazy idea the other day: Maybe the only real difference between a Horde player and an Alliance player is that the Horde player thought it would be fun to play an Orc, Troll, Tauren or Undead, and the Alliance player thought it would be fun to play a Human, Night Elf, Dwarf or Gnome. Any other differences are incidental and unrelated to choice of faction.

I'm not sure, though. I'll have to run some tests, you know, draw a few samples and send them along to the lab. Don't let me get in the way of any bickering in the meantime, though. Don't want to spoil anybody's fun.

Nope, Rylle's hypothesis is wrong. While playing either of my two Alliance characters, I'm my normal, witty, erudite self. As soon as I log into my troll shaman, though, I immediately become a mouth-breathing low-life and every other word I mumble at the lower limit of comprehension is "zerg". Even if I just showered, I instantly turn filthy and unfit for human company. My IQ halves itself. I can think of nothing but PvP. I spontaneously develop a criminal record. All major religions excommunicate me. Toads rain from the sky. Hellfire shoots from the earth. The apocalypse is nigh, and all because I played a Horde character for a while. Please, don't let this happen to you!

Yep. Log into my Troll priest, and I can't even speak English (or Spanish or German or Old English), it's some strange pidgin that includes over use of the word "Mon", even when I'm talking to Wo-mon.

Sad, but true. There are gaps we can never bridge.

Self-Incinerating Waste

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My only problem with peoples epic mounts is that they tend to leave their epic poop all over Ironforge.

Warlock mounts, by virtue (or is that vice) of being on fire, leave only flaming poop, which burns away in a few minutes, dissipating to a mere foul stench and taint of demonic essence.

Infernal, I choose y—ARGHH!

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I try to always give people PvPing me time to regroup…unless they're level 60 Warlocks and they start to summon something, then they're down—I dunno if that's an Infernal on the way or what. *grins*

Cause after all, you know, killing them now saves them the durability loss from when the Infernal would do it twenty seconds from now. :)

I am the voice of the people.

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Crytin, a friendly, harmless lunatic, requested the following.

Attention: Nenicirene!!! *Urgent*

Nah. Not really urgent. But it *IS* part of my brilliant scheme.

It's come to my attention that you post virtually every topic that you post in on your website. And, in my attempt to take over the world, I will have you broadcast this.

ALL HOPE IS LOST. THE NEEDS OF MANY ARE OUTWEIGHED BY THE NEEDS OF TEH CRYTIN. SUBMIT. SWEAR YOUR UNDYING FEALTY TO ME, LORD CRYTIN OF THE ROBOTROX CULT.

....That is all. You have your orders, Neni. Do not dissapoint me. >:-(

I don't post *everything*, just the stuff that I feel is important and interesting enough to stand on its own. That amounts to most of it, but that's just reflective of my inflated sense of self-importance.

Anyway, there you go. Always glad to keep the audience happy.

What does IBTL mean?

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IBTL stands for In Before The Lock. Ignorant people will tell you it means that the person who posts it expects the thread to be locked by a forum moderator for inappropriate content, but Lock in this case is clearly short for warlock. It's just used to mean that you posted before any warlocks did, because we're all so erudite and logical that we set the benchmark for any forum in which we participate. (Either that, or we whine louder than anyone else.)

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