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Urgent: Mechanical Squirrel Product Recall

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It has recently come to our attention that the very popular schematics used to make toy mechanical squirrels have a critical flaw in their malachite fusion reactor shielding system. This came to light upon further investigation of the actual cause of the Gnomeregan disaster. Please discontinue using your squirrel immediately and take it, very slowly and carefully, to your local gnomish engineer for readjustments. If you've been spending time near your squirrel, please consult a physician before trying to have children. We apologize for any disruptions this may cause in your squirrel-based fun and/or in being alive.