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Why are there so few gnomes?

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Most people are simply not awesome enough to handle being a gnome. I can kill things whose toenails are bigger than I am. I command hulking demons to do my tiny bidding. I have more hit points that most warriors. I'm ten pounds of badass in a five-pound bag, with ten more pounds of cute crammed in for good measure.

Not big on pink hair, though; stylish grey for me. Pigtails for the win!