Submitted by Nenicirene on Tue, 2005-08-23 19:57
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Gnome (nôm) n. 1. Ten pound of whoopass in a five pound sack, with ten pounds of cute thrown in for good measure. 2. The world's sexiest dancers. 3. The world's most intelligent race; other gnomoid races are large yet have smaller brains, leading to low IQs. (Some are even dumb enough to refer to gnomoid races as humanoid.)